Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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