I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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