Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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