Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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