i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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