I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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