I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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