I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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