The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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