they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
