I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
