stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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