he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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