And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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