Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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