Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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