plz talk dirty to me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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