I would go down on you faster than GM stock
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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