I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I want her autograph on my taint
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
