i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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