if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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