is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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