hell yes lets make some ravioli
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
So here I am, sexting at work.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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