North Korea, Best Korea!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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