did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
