i just wanna soil my oats bro
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
