called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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