I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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