Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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