she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Houston, we have a squirter
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
