People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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