We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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