You're completely useless in the revolution.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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