i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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