I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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