You work out of a Hotel?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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