I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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