idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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