I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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