Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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