Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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