im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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