She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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