i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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