If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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