kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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