Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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