the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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