covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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