No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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