Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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